just a little frustration | open M!A

whatamianun:

[Her amusement was evident in her features when her eyes flitted across the screen reading each message that flashed across it. Oh, so it was that kind of emergency. Lydia still wasn’t sure exactly how he was able to waltz back into town and they were supposed to pick up right where they left off.]

[text] I thought we discussed the definition of large.

[text] You might want to stop that. Clearly your hand isn’t cutting it. Or your technique is entirely wrong. 

[text] And just what exactly do you expect me to do about it? Am I expected to take care of all of your hard ons?

         { This was becoming a bigger pain in the ass than he expected. }
                           ”For fuck sakes..” 

[text]: Look, Lydia, could you please just come help me out?

[text]: And don't think I didn't get your little quip -- you're not funny.