screaminglikealunatic:

[ text ]: it’s not like i drew her a picture on an etch a sketch.
[ text ]: just know you’ve satisfied two girls with an inclination to gossip. 
[ text ]: please, i’d expect more from a child.
[ text ]: you were greeting people with ‘hi, my name’s aiden, show me your boobs’ whether they were female or not.

[text]: Rude, I enjoy being included in these things. 
[text]: Alright, so maybe I pre-drank 
[text]: But, by the end of the night there were a least six legitimate females that showed me their tits.