screaminglikealunatic:

[ text ]: you were five seconds away from making me vom in my mouth. 
[ text ]: i’m not going to ask why you ended up in ethan’s bed. 
[ text ]: i’ll leave the twincest for HBO to make an explicit show about.
[ text ]: excuse me, you told me that you’d lost my bra.
[ text ]: does that mean you still have the panties you said the hot tub /ate/?

[text]: Haha, Lydia. 
[text]: I was fully clothed and Ethan was no where in sight, so you can stop your dirty little mind any day now. 
[text]: No, I'm almost 100% sure the hot tub ate your panties. Shame too, I liked those ones.