[ text ]: you were five seconds away from making me vom in my mouth.
[ text ]: i’m not going to ask why you ended up in ethan’s bed.
[ text ]: i’ll leave the twincest for HBO to make an explicit show about.
[ text ]: excuse me, you told me that you’d lost my bra.
[ text ]: does that mean you still have the panties you said the hot tub /ate/?
[text]: Haha, Lydia.
[text]: I was fully clothed and Ethan was no where in sight, so you can stop your dirty little mind any day now.
[text]: No, I'm almost 100% sure the hot tub ate your panties. Shame too, I liked those ones.
[text]: I'm a real gentleman like that, obviously. [text]: Those are words I'd never thought you'd say... [text]: Front...
[ text ]: not-so-subtle booty call. [ text ]: you’re lucky i’m desperate. [ text ]: i’ll be over in ten.